January 2010
23 posts
“Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.”
“You know the speed of light, so what’s the speed of dark?”
“Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.”
New Holiday Traditions To Start This Year →
10 Worst Gifts From A Guy →
12 Free Romantic Gifts →
“Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.”
“Where there’s a will, there are five hundred relatives.”
“If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.”
“I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.”
“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.”
“They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.”
“Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.”
“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”
