January 2010
23 posts
“Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.”
“When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one...”
“Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.”
December 2009
162 posts
“An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound...”
“There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.”
“Death is hereditary.”
“Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then...”
“I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.”
“Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.”
“When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.”
“If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.”
“Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?”
“For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.”
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
“I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.”
“When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.”
“If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?”
“Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.”
“You know the speed of light, so what’s the speed of dark?”
“When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.”
“If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.”
“An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound...”
“Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.”
“Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.”
